Maybe it's winter depression is why nobodys around,just dont feel like converseing. Well my friends better days straight ahead,time to get off the pity pot and get active." HEY" we need to know things like where is the best place to go gerbil hunting, or maybe a good joke would be good. I heard one I thought was kinda cute.
these 3 guys went out togeather and got into an auto accident and died, the first one gets in front of st Peter,St Peter ask him," how many times have you cheated on your women" never, was the response,st peter says this is good. You get a jeep,next guy gets up there and tells st peter its been a couple of times. St Peter is not happy and gives him a volkswagon. Third guy comes along and tells him there was so many he lost track,St Peter is definately not happy and gives him a bicycle.
A couple of days later the guy with the jeep is sitting along the side of the road crying his eyes out. His two friends approach him and ask what are you crying about,look what you got and look what we got. In between sobs the man replies , I seen my wife and she has a skateboard.